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The most awkward party ever <NS4W>

 
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:51 am    Post subject: The most awkward party ever <NS4W> Reply with quote

I got this off the wedding forum I go to and seeing as it''s funny I thought I would post it here. <lol>

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I just had an AWESOME 18th birthday party


My friends start piling in around 7:30. We're chilling out, playing guitar hero and my mom calls us all into the living room, apparently it's important. I go to the door and there's a woman dressed as a police officer. She promptly interrogates me about my porn-watching habits and then comes inside:



It becomes clear, however, that she isn't a real police officer when she starts waving her nightstick around lewdly:







Then she decided it was getting a little too hot for her clothes (the air conditioning was actually broken, incidentally [and yes that is my grandmother sitting in the chair]):





My friends were watching intently the entire time:



The music started and she was gettin' down with it:



She had me grab her ass and buried my face between her tits a whole lot:







Then some of my friends got in on the action:







After the show, we all had cake and posed for more pictures:



All in all, it was an awesome night. I got a bunch of money and a new Wii to take to college.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

She should get with her friends in the police and try and track down the miscreant that stole her arse.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

this is fucking excellent fash.

raptor jesus looks soooo much like a cameraman called Adam Goldfinch it's unbelievable.

also, i'm going to get drunk tonight and at about midnight when i'm half cut, i'm going to get off on the picture second from bottom.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i'm back but it isn't doing it for me now
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